Toilet Vandals

Um… what kind of vandals?

 

These vandals are clearly highly sophisticated

Sarah On The Menu

I’ll have a bit of Sarah Loves Penis with my Sauv Blanc, thanks

Bubblegum Wall

A wall of gum at Milsons Point, Sydney

Paul’s Plumbing

The best slogan for a business I’ve ever seen

Escalator Safety Notice

An escalator safety notice at Townsville Airport. I can only hope they’re insinuating that the visitors are unfamiliar with escalators, and not the residents of the city itself.

Townsville Christmas Tree

This was the official 2011 Christmas tree in the heart of Townsville City. It makes me proud to have grown up in this town.

Jason Dorothy

He’s the nicest block I know

Rat Prevention

I really wanted to open this door on Kimber Lane in Sydney and completely mess up their rat prevention endeavours

The Path Is There To Fuck Off

I would love to know what this path ever did to inspire such an outburst

Over My…

Somebody please steal this sign and hang it above my grave when I die

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